I voted for kodos

Everything related to The Simpsons! Note: The Simpsons have made fun of politics pretty much since its inception and there will be political posts from time to time because of that. I voted for Kodos. Marge, please! Old people don't need companionship! They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determine what nutrients they have that may be extracted for our personal use. Sometimes to save money, our animators will reuse the same backgrounds over and over and over again. President, people are becoming confused about how you and your opponent are constantly We're merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it.

Perhaps there's no better quote to describe the current mood of the country than a single line from a year-old episode of "The Simpsons," in which Homer absolves himself of guilt after alien ruler Kang obliterates the planet by saying that he threw his support behind Kang's opponent: "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. That line has since become an evergreen metaphor for our divided political system, where no matter how bad things get, aligning oneself with a politician or political party is the highest concern for many, even above the interests of the country.

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She will try to convert you. By the end of the first date with my husband I knew I wanted him to be a part of my life. Go for the joy, the experiences, the children to come. As more and more people marry out of their faith, the subject of interfaith marriage will become more and more important. Before I met my husband I had dated quite a few members and some relationships were quite serious but I never felt right about it. No one knows your situation the way you do. The church can be a very cruel place for single people. Girls aren't socially required to be missionaries, unlike men. She might not realize how important it is to compromise. I'm sitting here after a hour night shift, still having to wash and fold his shirts for his return, clean the house, keep the pantry stocked up as well as support my business, feeling quite resentful of the fact that he's being wined and dined by the upper class at fancy restaurants.

Usually, when Mormon girls marry non-Mormon men, these women forsake their religion and revert to ordinary American woman. Follow the footnotes and you start to find the lies. Even though it sounds like she is very Mormon, I feel that this will help her. Thank you for your blog. Aw, glad I can help. In five short days. Make sure she knows the plan, so you both can dress appropriately. Just know that she has been indoctrinated to believe that she wont reach the highest level of heaven if she isn't married in a Mormon temple to another Mormon. I know "Meet the Mormons" isn't what I'm looking for I went through a very similar experience earlier this year and the community was extremely helpful. I am not going to blame him for not putting effort into it, because he probably put as much effort into it as he could.

If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it. We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it. Bob Dole : captive on the alien saucer I am so mad at the Secret Service right now. Forgive the lateness of my reply. I hate the sea and everything in it. Years ago when I was taking the bus, I saw election signs for a local politician named "Kang" and I've regretted not getting my phone out faster to take a picture ever since.

Big missed opportunity. We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! God, I can identify so fucking much with the face homer is making right now. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. All rights reserved. TheSimpsons comments other discussions 1.

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Hate that it has to be said, but personal attacks, racism, slurs, etc are not allowed and will lead to a ban. Let's just laugh at the Simpsons. No NSFW stuff, thanks. No meme templates talking about things not relating to the Simpsons. No rewriting quotes to talk about things not relating to the Simpsons. Referencing the real-world is fine e. Simpsons Did It but no full on re-purposing of quotes to talk about unrelated topics. The Simpsons has always had politics within the show.

We no longer will allow you all to shill the MALK company's products and now remove them. We get it, MALK is a real thing. We also won't let you shill the Eddie Stobart trucking company. We get it, the doors makes a funny. Threads of Fame Supposedly, writer, John Swartzwelder stops by the sub. Welcome to Reddit, the front page of the internet. Become a Redditor and join one of thousands of communities. Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! Create an account. Throw your vote away! Damn you! A BOX!! Is it noon already?

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