I was wondering if anyone on here has ever had the experience of sticking their dick in a cow milking machine? I've milked a cow. I can't imagine sticking your dick in the milking machine could possibly be enjoyable. My neighbor has a dairy. He milks at 2. I have a few hours before the barn is occupied. Grew up on a dairy. Thought about it many times growing up.
But they had gone to three times a day milking by the time my dick was worth a shit, so I never got the chance. Sticking forks in outlets and other fun stuff. UFC - Sat. Thread Title Search. Big Wes. Sandy Pantz. Reminds me of a scene from A Boy and His Dog. Right Hand JO Power. Have you ever seen a porn scene where a girl is jerk in a guy off, but it's a terrible hand job, and she's squeezing it like how you'd milk a cow?
It doesn't look pleasant at all, and shows that some women have no clue how to get a guy off. William H Macy. I have not, but I would be willing to take one for the team and try the experience. Hold on, are there any sharp objects involved? Or vice grips? I love how he makes an appearance and this is the question he asks.
The OG loves you Big Wes. Sorry for your tiny penis problems. Testiculos Ferro. Rear Naked Bloke. Wasnt there a movie where the guy tied some dudes with pants off to a fence facing some calves? Reminds me of a scene from A Boy and His Dog it's always the first post that nails it. I doubt many OG'ers have seen that movie. Isn't that why farmers have a couple goats on the farm? Probably, I'm not old as fuck lol. My pops had on VHS and would watch it but I was like 8 and didn't pay attention.
There were two things about that movie that stood out to me and the dick milking machine was one of them. It's been at least 35 years since I've seen it. This so reminds me of my childhood on my Uncle Jack's farm. That's probably for the best, lol. Not a movie I would personally show an 8 year old. China man milk a cow. China man pull wrong tit. China man covered in shit. You must be logged in to post.